1 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,320 Morning. 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,960 Hey! No, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 3 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,240 You can't park your bike here, Neil Armstrong. 4 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,800 -Neil Armstrong? -Yes, the cyclist. Duh! 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,400 That was Lance. Neil Armstrong went to the moon. 6 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,360 Well, that's where your bike will end up. 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,880 On the moon... when I chuck it out of here. 8 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,480 I can't leave it outside. There's a thunderstorm forecast. 9 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,560 Oh, okay. So then we can all park our cars here. 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,440 I'll reverse my Tazz in here. 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,280 Whoa, whoa, whoa! A bar fight so early? 12 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,720 No, guys. Come on. 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,680 Remember what happened the last time you had a "fight". 14 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,880 Just tell Kayle he can't park his bike here, okay? 15 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,880 Tell him to take off those little tap shoes 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,240 -and that tight dance number. -It's not a dance number. 17 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,320 Tjaart, it's not a dance number. It's called a retard. 18 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,040 Leotard. And it's not a leotard. 19 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,880 It's called a cycling suit, so... 20 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,160 -No one calls it that. -Well-- 21 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,120 Get your bike out of here. It's in my way! 22 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,160 Tjaart, he can't leave his girlfriend in the rain. 23 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:06,040 Hilarious. And FYI, I actually have a girlfriend, so... 24 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,160 I believe you, Pinocchio. 25 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,760 I don't think you can handle a girlfriend. 26 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,520 Yes, and seat... 27 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,440 Seat opening. Seat... 28 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,720 -Okay, you go. -Yes, yes, okay. The... 29 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,200 The gears... no, no. 30 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,400 I'm going to get dressed. 31 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,280 -No, no, no, wait. -Wait, we're gonna burn you now. 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,760 Chain-- 33 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,400 -Something with sex change. -I'll get it now. 34 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,080 What? You're lying. Really? 35 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,560 That's unbelievable. 36 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,560 You are incredible. You make my wildest dreams come true. 37 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,200 You don't dream big at all. 38 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,760 Martie organised with the prison 39 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,040 for the thugs to help build the rugby field. 40 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:25,840 If that doesn't scream, 41 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,480 "Flip, I love you and want to spend my whole life with you," 42 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,400 then I just don't know. 43 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,280 I love you so much. 44 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,960 Okay. No, no! 45 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,280 -You don't kiss me, I kiss you. -Oh, yes. 46 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,360 I was wondering if we could talk about that rule. 47 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,520 -No. -I want to kiss you. 48 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,040 Yup, professional space. 49 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,760 Behave. Enjoy your conference. What time will you be back? 50 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,800 I said I'd let you know, so stop asking. 51 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,280 Okay. 52 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,800 -Okay, that's enough. -Ouch! 53 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,360 Nothing can ruin this day. 54 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,320 Oh, no. 55 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,520 -That's a wild one. -He is crazy. 56 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,560 -Who is this guy? -He is crazy. 57 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,600 -What now? -Look, look, Flip. 58 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,520 Head office had a team building. 59 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,920 Team building for what? 60 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,120 I speak under correction, but I think for team building. 61 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,320 Look! 62 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,680 Willa's on top form again. 63 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,840 -It looks like fun. -I'm also fun. 64 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,800 We also have fun. 65 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,800 -More than them. -Yeah. 66 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,960 We just don't put it on Facebook. But whose fault is that? 67 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,800 That thing with the balloons. 68 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,040 "Deluxe Meat Rustenburg have fun! 69 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,960 They dance in the office. Willa is so cool. Willa's so nice." 70 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,520 Willa dodges tax. Does he put that on Facebook? 71 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:05,560 We also have fun. A lot. Too much to count. 72 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,160 But it seems if you don't post it, it never happened. 73 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,680 No. 74 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,960 This thing's going. No, sorry. 75 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:21,440 It's not even a real bike with this flippen excuse of a wheel. 76 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:30,800 Kayle, your bike's outside! Where it belongs! Where's Kayle? 77 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,000 He said something about meeting someone in the parking lot. 78 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,880 Oh, crap. 79 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,920 I might've been intimate with Kayle's girlfriend. 80 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,400 A few times. 81 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:56,120 Boring. 82 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,200 No, really, Emma. What's going on here? 83 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,600 -That's our Facebook page? -What catches your eye? 84 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,240 I mean, nothing in particular. 85 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,120 Exactly. Emphasis on "nothing in particular". 86 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,560 Nothing's going on here. I mean, what's this? 87 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,080 The bulk specials 88 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,480 -on polony being released next week. -Does it scream "fun"? 89 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,480 Does it scream, "Put me in the Durban box", from a chicken's butt? 90 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,200 Definitely not. 91 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,360 Emma, I'm sorry your personal life isn't great. 92 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,680 -I mean, it's-- -I know loneliness, 93 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,320 and feeling alone, and... Sunday afternoons at 16:30. 94 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,560 -Okay, I'm not lonely-- -But it can't affect your work. 95 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,840 Unfortunately not. 96 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:39,240 But there is fun here! There is happiness here! 97 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,800 Much more than Willa and that lot in Rustenburg, 98 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,160 but it's not here. 99 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,680 So it doesn't count. 100 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,960 I'm sorry, Emma. Unfortunately, I have to fire you. 101 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,640 -What? -From your social media duties. 102 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,040 From now on, I'll do social media. Come on. 103 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,360 What? I don't understand. 104 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,800 Are you showing me something in your hand? 105 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,320 Give me the social media phone so I can post and fix this mess. 106 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,240 Okay, there isn't a social media phone, Flip. 107 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,800 I use my own and log in myself. 108 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,240 Is that why you're always on your phone? 109 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,320 Yes, yes. 110 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,560 Okay, then log me in so I can start posting. 111 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,320 1-9-8-0. 112 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,720 Same as my bank card. 113 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:28,280 Does it bother me? Not at all. The whole world is interested 114 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,880 in what a single, middle-aged man from Klerksdorp thinks. 115 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,640 Kayle, howzit. 116 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,720 Listen... 117 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:44,280 -that girlfriend of yours... -I'm not moving my bike, Tjaart. 118 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,480 -Who moved my bike? -No, no. I moved it outside...gently. 119 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,520 No, your real girlfriend. How long have you been together? 120 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,760 Why? 121 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,800 Can't I make small-talk with my colleague? 122 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,480 No, no, of course you can. 123 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,240 Well, this week will actually be four weeks, 124 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,680 and we're actually planning a little bit of a celebration. Yeah. 125 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,160 -I'm going to take her to-- -So you were already together. 126 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,360 Together what? 127 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,400 Hello, Internet! 128 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,040 We're breaking you today. 129 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,520 Come on, guys. We're going to make a fun video. 130 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,400 Have some fun, and post it. 131 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,400 Show those Rustenburgers what real fun is. 132 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,520 -I'll come in and you guys let rip. -Let what rip? 133 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,720 Just a cool vibe. I'll come past each of you and just improvise. 134 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,880 It's easy, you'll see. 135 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,360 Hello, people of the internet! Welcome to DPM Klerksdorp! 136 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,400 Your one-shop polony stop! 137 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,360 Let me show you the rubbish who work here. 138 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,520 In front, we have Auntie Miems. 139 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,440 Older than the mountains, but she has a lot of life in her. 140 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,560 -Say something nice. -Something nice. 141 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,520 Excuse her. She was born before radio. 142 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:01,080 This is my office. And over here, I have my right-hand. 143 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,120 Tjaart! 144 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,920 -Are you recording a video? -Yes. 145 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,720 And those are only two of my moves. 146 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,520 -Ladies, my number is-- -Okay, Tjaart! 147 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,520 A fact about Tjaart. He has a Down syndrome brother, 148 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,800 but if they stand next to each other, it's difficult 149 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,960 to distinguish between the two of them. 150 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,680 Say something. Say something. You guys are... 151 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:29,440 Next! Ah, Emma! Our rock, our North Star, 152 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:33,040 but she's very lonely and bitterly available. 153 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,160 Flip, no. 154 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,280 -No. -Yeah. Emma, give us your number. 155 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,040 Flip, I'm not giving you my number. 156 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,800 You could all be a bit more fun, okay? 157 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,160 You're messing this up. 158 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,440 I tried to sell her, but she's not a seller. 159 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,160 She is my PA. Or as she puts it, "My pa". 160 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,520 And here we have the sales department. 161 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,240 Joubert! Stand up. 162 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,760 -Jouba, get up. -No, I... 163 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,720 He's incredibly tall, but now he won't get up. 164 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,560 He's a stud, but unfortunately, he's unavailable, ladies. 165 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,600 He has got a girl in the Free State. 166 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,240 Luckily, he's tall enough that if he falls, he's basically there. 167 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,120 Just lighten up a bit, guys. 168 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,920 Tjarra! 169 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,680 Q... Nqobani. My black friend. 170 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,120 -Employee. -No, friend. 171 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,440 And Kayle. My English friend. 172 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,720 The Boers and the Brits... united. 173 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,840 Our Indian friend! 174 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:37,360 The sailor from Mumbai, Sinbad! 175 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,200 The friendliest guy in the West, but a little boring. 176 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,760 That's not a nice thing to say, Bossman. 177 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,960 Come on, Gavin. You know it's true. Prove me wrong. Do something. 178 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,280 You guys do yoga. Come on, do a dance. 179 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:53,200 Do a nice... "I am a cobra. I come out of a basket." 180 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,520 Talk with your accent. Come on, do it! 181 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,640 -Go on, do it! -Flip, get your phone out of my face. 182 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,600 Come on, guys! Gavin! Gavin! Gavin! Gavin! 183 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,320 Whoa! 184 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,040 Flip, you know you were live, right? 185 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,760 What does that mean? 186 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,120 What does Willa get for a few trust-falls in the mud? 187 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,560 Likes and LOLs and heart emoticons. 188 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,280 What do I get for a little initiative? 189 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,800 Spiderman app. 190 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,800 Jeez, that's great. 191 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,080 Best part is that he can't delete it because his screen's broken. 192 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,560 -It's bad. -Hey, Joubert. 193 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,200 I made out with your girl. Are you angry? 194 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,600 -What? -Just say I made out with Stella. 195 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,320 -Would you want to hit me? -Did you? 196 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,760 -That's not the point. -It is. 197 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,440 -Did you? -No. Calm down, Giraffe. 198 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,120 -Okay. -Just say I made out with Stella. 199 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,760 -But bud, like seriously made out. -Okay, yes? 200 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,600 But, big but, 201 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,000 she told me she was single. 202 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,920 -Am I an asshole? -Tjaart, what happened? 203 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,840 Okay, I think Kayle's girlfriend and I-- 204 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,960 Did what? 205 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,920 -Did what, Tjaart? -Okay. 206 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,280 Bud, sorry you had to find out like this, 207 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:22,080 but the other night, your girl and I... 208 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,480 wrestled under the duvet. 209 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,680 Please tell me you're talking about my bicycle. 210 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,400 No. 211 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,040 Bud, I want to apologise, but she told me... 212 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,080 I don't-- 213 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,520 Yoh. Imagine if I'd ridden his bicycle. 214 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,120 Jeez, imagine Tjaart made out with your girlfriend. 215 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,400 No, thanks. 216 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,600 -Who's Tjaart? -Who's Tjaart? 217 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,160 Why are you lying to me? Why does everybody always lie to me? 218 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,520 You know what? I've never trusted you. 219 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,040 I've never trusted you and look what you do to me. 220 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,840 I was right! 221 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,280 Look, I don't want you to call me. 222 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,680 I don't want you to message me, okay? You are dead to me. 223 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,800 You're dead. We're done. We're done. 224 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,760 Good riddance. 225 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,800 What? 226 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,640 Are you calm? 227 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,920 -Are all your shakiras in line? -Yes. 228 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,320 I don't know if you saw, 229 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,120 but when you threw my phone, you cracked my screen. 230 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,000 And I think it's only fair that you fix it. 231 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,720 -Are you serious? -He broke my phone. 232 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,400 You were damn rude to him. 233 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,040 And then he was rude to me. 234 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,800 And he ruined my video, and broke my phone. 235 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,120 -Three, one. He loses. -Wow, okay. 236 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,920 And, Gavin, it'll be much cheaper for you to fix it. 237 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,280 You can probably get a family discount, so... 238 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,760 Just to be clear, you're saying this 239 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,960 because all Indian families own cell phone repair shops? 240 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,640 In the family. Somewhere. Argue? 241 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,160 Flip, you're thinking of the Pakistanis. 242 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,520 No, Tjaart, leave them. They have enough trouble with Israel. 243 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,720 That's Palestine. 244 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,280 Okay, are we playing names, surnames, animals, towns? 245 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,320 Fix my phone. It's your problem if you get a family discount or not. 246 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,920 No. 247 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,320 -No? -No, not until you say you're sorry. 248 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,200 -For what? -For humiliating me. 249 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,520 -Sorry. -No, no, no. 250 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:39,240 Say it like you mean it. And do it online. 251 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,400 I can't because I don't have a phone. 252 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,000 You can borrow mine. 253 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,760 Fine. 254 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,680 Kayle, listen. I'm sorry, okay? 255 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,880 I really didn't know she was your girlfriend. 256 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,240 -Yes, but she knew, so... -Yes, but... 257 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,560 Bud, it didn't mean anything. You know me. 258 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,760 I hit it. Wham bam. 259 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,800 Sometimes two, three a night. I was so out of it anyway, 260 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,120 I can't even remember her cup-size. 261 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,080 -Just stop it. -Stop feeling sorry for yourself. 262 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,440 This is rough on me too. 263 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,600 How, Tjaart? How is this rough on you? 264 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,240 Because we had the same girl. 265 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,320 -I never wanted to be one with you. -What? 266 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,320 If you and another guy are with the same girl within 72 hours, 267 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,720 then for a short window period, you're basically one. 268 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,800 Biologically. 269 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,240 So that means that Kayle and I... 270 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,840 I have never felt so dirty in my life before. 271 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:55,040 And I've been to Margate Rage 14 times. 272 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,320 -Come on, are you ready? -Almost. 273 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,640 Come on, before I change my mind. 274 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,040 Huh-uh! No, no, no! I'm not doing it in front of you. 275 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,040 Okay, ready. 276 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,760 Not live. 277 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:12,600 -I want to see it before we post it. -Three, two, one... 278 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,240 Hello, Internet. I'm Flip Bosman, and I want to apologise. 279 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,600 That's it. Cut. Thank you very much. 280 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,720 What are you sorry about? 281 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,360 -Is that important? -Yes. 282 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,560 I am sorry... 283 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,000 because I just wanted to show how much fun we have here. 284 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,160 And then what happened? 285 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,080 And then... 286 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,880 I... 287 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,120 provoked our local Indian, Gavin, 288 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,040 because he's incredibly boring 289 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,080 and wouldn't do anything fun for my video. 290 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,640 -Flip, you can't say that. -And-- 291 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,080 No, really. You know what? This is utter nonsense! 292 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,840 -What is my crime? -Flip, you are so close. 293 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:59,880 Those people from Rustenburg skip around their chairs in their office 294 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,200 as if it's an Aventura resort, 295 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,520 and I have to spew out public apologies and post them. 296 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:08,080 Where's the fun in that? No. You know what? Delete, delete. 297 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,320 There you go. Nice! Gavin! 298 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,760 Listen, don't worry. I'll fix my phone myself, okay? 299 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,720 I do actually have money. Not much, but it's good money. 300 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,160 Oh, and you can shove Fun-Flip up your backsides. 301 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,800 He left. Gone. Finished! And it's your fault. 302 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,760 Now you'll see how much fun this office can be, okay? 303 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,520 Just work, work, work. Come on, you guys are on the clock. 304 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,560 Go on. 305 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:41,400 You too, Miss Engelbrecht. Please take your equipment and leave. 306 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,480 -It's really not that hard. -Wow. 307 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,960 Look, I'm a dynamic man. I have Ying and Yen. 308 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,640 "Hey, Flip. Make things fun." 309 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,360 A frog in a bog, the bog in the frog, and green grass all around! 310 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,000 Easy. "Flip, make things miserable!" 311 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,480 Work. 312 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,120 -Morning, Auntie. -Oh, come here. 313 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,440 -It's going to be okay. -Thank you. 314 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,320 Just another boss. Just another day. 315 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,880 Do your work. 316 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,840 Oh, sh-- 317 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,640 Roll call. Let's do roll call. Is everyone here? 318 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,800 -Was anyone late? -Yes. 319 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:54,000 Work, work, work, work. You asked for it. 320 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,840 Hey, Kayle. All the best for you two, okay? 321 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,360 I'm glad you could forgive and forget. 322 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,400 Oh, no. I'll never forgive her. She's dead to me. 323 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,520 -I thought you made up. -No. 324 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,240 I just saw you in the kitchen making up. 325 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,760 Oh, no. That's my sister. 326 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,880 Sick, man. Are you dating your sister? 327 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,680 What? 328 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,920 Oh! 329 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,480 No! 330 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,440 So it wasn't his girlfriend, it was his sister. 331 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,280 But apparently, that's not a good thing. 332 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,720 -You were intimate with my sister? -Bud, that's great news. 333 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,280 -No, Tjaart, that's worse. -How's that worse? 334 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,440 You crossed the line. 335 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,320 You crossed the bloodline with sweet, little Louise. 336 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,520 She did sweat, bud. 337 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,440 -I'll tell you that. -She's my only little sister. 338 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,040 She's four-foot-- 339 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,640 Can you guys please work? 340 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,760 -Tjaart-- -Full stop. 341 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,680 It's your own fault. 342 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,160 What now? 343 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,040 Tjaart had a one night stand with my sister. 344 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,680 Well, it wasn't really a stand. It was... stand, lying down, squat. 345 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,880 There was a somersault. 346 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,320 Wait, sister? I thought it was your girlfriend. 347 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,640 -His sister is his girlfriend. -No, no! Louise is my sister. 348 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,560 -Louise. -My girlfriend's Jan... 349 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,720 Oh! 350 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,240 Oh, Janice! Oh, sweet Janice! 351 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,600 How could I have known she was your sister? 352 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,600 Who spends the night with a girl without asking about 353 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,320 their family, their history, and political party of choice? 354 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,120 I mean, who does that? 355 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,920 -Kayle, where are you going? -Just going for a poopie. 356 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,360 Janice, please. Please! It was such a misunderstanding. 357 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,120 No, please forgive... I'm literally on my knees here! 358 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,000 I'm-- I'm... 359 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,280 Janice, please. No, no, no, don't go. No, Janice-- 360 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,000 Hello? Hello, Janice? 361 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,320 Oh, come on! 362 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,480 -Okay, guys. See you tomorrow. -Cheers. 363 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,960 Hey. Hey, no. 364 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,320 What are you doing? It's not even raining. 365 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,240 No, no, no, it's not. It's not, Tjaart. 366 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,000 But I've decided you're the only one who has a problem with the bike here, 367 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,120 so because you did... 368 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,680 I don't want to know what you did with my sister-- 369 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,800 You don't want to. 370 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,280 I'm going to leave my bike here until you apologise for being with her. 371 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,520 Okay, sorry. Move. 372 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,160 And promise never to be with her again. 373 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,160 -Nope. Can't. -Come on, Tjaart! 374 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,680 There has got to be ground rules 375 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,520 for colleagues not to have sexual relations with your siblings. 376 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,800 Bud, your sister is an English girl in Klerksdorp. 377 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,920 -It's a unicorn! -Okay, okay, okay! 378 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,800 Hey, let's sort this thing out. 379 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,760 Kayle, you don't want Tjaart to do your sister again. 380 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,960 Do hard. 381 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,440 Okay, Tjaart, you don't want Kayle to park his bike in the office. 382 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,560 -Yes. -Yes. 383 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,880 Okay, a race around the office. Winner keeps doing what he's doing. 384 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,120 -Okay. -Nice! 385 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,000 No, no, that's silly. 386 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,840 -Bud, I'll waste you. -Oh, is it? 387 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,400 -Okay. Never. -So race me. 388 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,720 It's on. It's on. 389 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,240 -Okay, let's go. -Race outside! 390 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,520 -Come on. -Are we doing side bets? 391 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,840 -Why not? -I need to get to an ATM. 392 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,120 Draw for me too! My code is 1-9-3-6. 393 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,960 -Post-it notes are okay for now. -Okay. 394 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,480 Chips, chips, chips. Flip, Flip! 395 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,880 Where do you think you're going? 396 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,520 I'm praying, while you guys do nothing. 397 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,120 Sit. Work. 398 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,160 -We'll race during lunch. -Lunch is cancelled. 399 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,480 -Oh, okay. -Who are you calling? 400 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,840 Department of Labour. I'm just double-checking something. 401 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,600 Okay, no. You can do whatever you want during lunch. 402 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,360 But if you pitch up here a second after two o'clock, 403 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,400 I'm warning you... 404 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:45,440 That's it, I'm warning you. Sit. Work. 405 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,920 Long day. 406 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,440 Lunch! 407 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,280 -Five hundred on Kayle! -Okay, 500 for Emma on Kayle. 408 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,160 -Three hundred on Tjaart. -Really, Gavin? 409 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,600 Everybody's betting on you. If I win, I win big, hey? 410 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,480 -Thanks, Gavin! -R100 on me. 411 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,600 Okay, great. The rules are simple. 412 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,960 Run around the building. Touch the container. 413 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,280 First one back, wins. Are we happy? 414 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,560 -Nope. -Who's the fastest of the two? 415 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,840 -We're trying to find out, Auntie. -Okay. 416 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,040 On your marks! 417 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,960 -Ready! -Ladies and gentlemen! 418 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,600 The fastest man in the world! Flip Bosman! 419 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:53,680 I'll be right with you! I'm just running in slow motion! 420 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,880 -Hey! -Hey, Flip. 421 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,720 -Yes! -Flippie! 422 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,240 -Sir! -Flip! 423 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:05,520 Welcome to the Under-40s office race! The guys seem to be all warmed up! 424 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,320 -Welcome, Flip. -Thank you, Goliath, 425 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,480 but you're probably here for the high jump! 426 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Okay, do you want to place a bet? 427 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,600 -Yes, yes, I do. -Okay. 428 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,920 But let's make it more fun. Let's up the ante, okay? 429 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,640 R1 000! 430 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,720 -On? -Each one. 431 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,880 That means you'll lose R1 000 no matter what. 432 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,520 -Yup. -Okay. 433 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,280 On your marks, steady, go! 434 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,360 -Oh, wow! -Go! 435 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,800 -Come on! -Go, go, go! 436 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,920 -Come on, come on! -Go! 437 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,280 -Come on, Kayle! -If you win... 438 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:41,440 If the preacher leaves the pulpit, does the congregation stop believing? 439 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,120 Whether they want to or not, they can't help it. 440 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,480 DPM Klerksdorp is fun. 441 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,080 Take that, Willa. 442 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,280 -You'll post it, right? -Yeah, yeah. 443 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,680 -Come on, come! -Go, Kayle! 444 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,160 -Yes, yes, yes! -Go, Tjaart! 445 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,720 -Let's go, let's go! -Come on, Kayle! 446 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,040 Yay! 447 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,680 -Yeah, yeah! -Yes! 448 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,160 -Where's my money? -Tjarra, Tjarra, Tjarra! 449 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,200 -Tjarra, Tjarra, Tjarra! -Sorry. 450 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,200 -Tjarra, Tjarra, Tjarra! -He was so fast. 451 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,720 -Tjarra, Tjarra, Tjarra! -So fast. 452 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,240 Does the winner have something to say? 453 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,960 -Bike out, sister in! -Crazy. 454 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,640 Come in! 455 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,240 -Another one sorted out. -Flip. 456 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,240 -I'll go fix your phone. -No, it wasn't your fault. 457 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,160 Yeah, I know. It's just... 458 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,240 I actually have a cousin who fixes phones. 459 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,200 -I knew it! -And you'll get the family discount. 460 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,120 -Well played, my lord. -We are all connected. 461 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,240 Good. 462 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,840 -I'll go now. Give me the phone. -Okay. Thank you. 463 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,160 My brother. 464 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,840 Not sure about that discount now. Okay, bye.